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New 8.5 edition! "Secrets of Methamphetamine Manufacture"

" Now edition 8.5, with shake and bake update! " Avoid killing yourself and those around you with flawed directions taken from the internet! Get the real scoop here, with recipes for MDA, Ecstacy, and other Psychedelic Amphetamines.

I wrote the original edition of this book in 1985 while doing time for making meth.  Eight editions later it is still the most comprehensive and reliable source for all the info and detailed explanation of techniques related to making meth. The closely related compounds MDA and MDMA (X or Ecstacy) and other psychedelic amphetamines are also covered, with detailed instructions for their manufacture from commonly available essential oils.
This tour de force of clandestine ingenuity has been the training ground for champions for over 20 years, and makes clear the futility of what government officials and their media lapdogs call "the war on drugs". Police state goon squads and their lowest common denominator, pandering politician masters are exposed for what they are in underground classic. It's my pleasure to show that they have bitten off more than they can chew, and so it is my pleasure to stuff it down their throats while holding them up to the only thing they dread: public ridicule and demonstrations of their impotence.
This book heaps both upon their heads, in liberal portions!

8.5 inches by 11 inches, 225 pages, Publication: 2009.

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Advanced Techniques of Clandestine Psychedelic & Amphetamine Manufacture, new 2nd edition!

This book is supplementary reading to be undertaken after finishing and understanding Secrets of Methamphetamine Manufacture. I use the first half of the book to detail more clandestine recipes, and in the last half, Mr. X writes from the Federal Pen to fill us in on the stupid moves which landed many of his fellow cons into the loving care of Uncle Sam for cooking meth. Compelling reading which shouldn't be missed by serious students of the field.

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5.5 inches by 8.5 inches, 188 pages.


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The underground mastermind of psychedelic cookery has come up with even more ground-breaking techniques for those who study the craft. Practical LSD Manufacture provides the most detailed, comprehensive and concise description ever of several of the methods employed in the preparation of lysergic acid diethylamide, or LSD, from natural sources! Uncle Fester also offers a breakthrough in the literature of psychedelic chemistry: a simple process for extracting the hallucinogenic drug TMA-2 from the commonly found and easily grown calamus plant.

Practical LSD Manufacture
3rd edition contains...

- Natural sources of the lysergic amides, including harvesting procedures for ergot-infested rye and Spartina marsh grasses
- Methods of extraction and isolation of the lysergic acid amides
- An interpretation of LSD-progenitor Albert Hofmann's patented "one-pot shot" method of LSD synthesis, plus purification and storage techniques
- A never-before-published presentation of "Method X," wherein a propionic anhydride mixes with lysergic acid, allowing for a much-improved synthesis
- A section on solvent management, a crucial but often overlooked detail all chemists should be aware of
- New recipes which further enable the clandestine operator to lower his or her profile
- And much, much more
- Remember: Practical LSD Manufacture is sold for informational purposes only.

2007, 5.5 x 8.5 inches, 140 pages


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Revised and Expanded 2nd Edition!

This amazing book covers in detail the forbidden fields of poisons and chemical warfare. Once again I am proud to run contrary to the zealots and wannabe thought police who think this field of information should be off limits to you.

Subjects covered in detail include nerve gases, Ricin, botulism and things which coroners look for in cases of suspicious death.

The book is exceedingly entertaining, very accurate, but a bit on the gruesome side as this topic would demand.

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5.5 inches by 8.5 inches, 136 pages


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2nd edition

The title says it all for this most amazing book. I'm proud to run contrary to the zealots who want to deny ordinary people information and entertaining reading on this rich and interesting field.
Topics covered in detail include...
The Hardware Store Nitro Recipe
Fuel-air explosives
Ammonium nitrate mixtures
Improvised detonators
Fun with explosives including...
Air cannons
RC cruise missiles and RC torpedoes.

5.5 inches by 8.5 inches, 170 pages.


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This concise but very informative book gives the reader a peep into the interaction of bullet with armor and how to modify one's bullets so that one isn't in effect shooting BBs. The Teflon application and acquisition section is also of value to those wishing to coat the insides of makeshift lab-ware with something impervious to corrosive chemicals. The provocative and entertaining book makes for guaranteed conversation as a coffee table book even if you don't need it now.


5.5 inches by 8.5 inches, 60 pages.


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The streets of Brazil are a savage no-man's land where life is cheap and guns are owned by two oppressing classes: The criminal element and the military.
How do decent people survive in such a place?
They train themselves in methods of attack & defense, using one of man's oldest tools - the knife.
Come train with the Brazilian Masters of this deadly art.
In the pages of this book you will learn the methods which keep them alive in one of the world's most dangerous places.
Profusely illustrated, and with step by step detail, Sensei Nakayama demonstrates the close quarters combat techniques which can mean the difference between Life and Death when things turn ugly.
Gun ownership is becoming saddled with more legal encumbrances with each passing day.
Prepare to defend yourself now with Bloody Brazilian Knife Fightin' Techniques.

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About the Authors - (PDF format) ...

...and little bit more about the Bloody Brazilian System - (PDF format)

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See ACTION Bloody Brazilian style! (click here)... More ACTION! (click here)


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Click here to see an E-Book on H2H CQC techniques by the Authors

(*all the Free E-Books above are in PDF format, Portuguese-language, with tons of color photos & images)

By Uncle Fester, Rick "Kamakaze" Nakayama, Pedro "Fat" Cavalcanti & Mad Abe
Foreword by Jim Benson  


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Two hour VHS tape or DVD!

In this tape / dvd, I extract ephedrine pills from the gas station and pseudoephedrine pills from the grocery store to get pure feed for making meth. I then proceed with an HI reduction to meth using sodium hypophosphite as a source for hypophosphorous acid. I use both pure sodium hypophosphite and electroless nickel plating solution as a source of sodium hypophosphite for this reaction. Red phosphorus, the standard co-reactant with HI is now getting very difficult to obtain. The tape concludes with a 10 gram meth batch, isolation and purification of the product as hydrochloride crystals, and party fun.


Amuse Your Friends!

Confound Your Enemies!

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